Archive - Fake Science

Our Inactivity Has Led To Baseless Rumors

Don't believe the hype.

Jun 13, 2021

February 2021

About Our Slow Vaccine Distribution

We have reasons. Not excuses. Reasons.

Feb 2, 2021

January 2021

Worst Things To Come In 2021

We preview the mistakes we'll make.

Jan 5, 2021

December 2020

By opening this email, you drop all asbestos-related lawsuits.

Dec 15, 2020

Is our future stalled?

Why haven't we created new things we'll eventually need to destroy?

Dec 8, 2020

Think About Safety

Don't worry, not the relevant kind

Dec 1, 2020

November 2020

October 2020

A Safer Halloween

A new normal for the abnormal

Oct 27, 2020

Sleep my child. Sleep

We will watch — uh — study you. Yeah. It's for our studies. Nothing weird.

Oct 20, 2020

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