Fake Science

Our Inactivity Has Led To Baseless Rumors

Don't believe the hype.

Jun 13, 2021

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February 2021

About Our Slow Vaccine Distribution

We have reasons. Not excuses. Reasons.

Feb 2, 2021

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January 2021

Worst Things To Come In 2021

We preview the mistakes we'll make.

Jan 5, 2021

2

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December 2020

Gift Guide!

By opening this email, you drop all asbestos-related lawsuits.

Dec 15, 2020

2

Is our future stalled?

Why haven't we created new things we'll eventually need to destroy?

Dec 8, 2020

3

Think About Safety

Don't worry, not the relevant kind

Dec 1, 2020

2

November 2020

A Special Thanksgiving Message

If you're Canadian, forward this to yourself a month ago.

Nov 24, 2020

1

The urge to explore

What drives people to search for the unknown, aside from their driver, Reggie?

Nov 17, 2020

4

If Dolphins Attack...

There's no defense against these creatures of the kinda deep

Nov 10, 2020

3

The opportunities for Moon Water

We can finally learn if Lunar dust works like Kool-Aid.

Nov 3, 2020

2

October 2020

A Safer Halloween

A new normal for the abnormal

Oct 27, 2020

2

Sleep my child. Sleep

We will watch — uh — study you. Yeah. It's for our studies. Nothing weird.

Oct 20, 2020

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