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Science Debate Questions
As the Presidential campaign heats up, we have one request: a debate that centers on science. The Fake Science Laboratories formally request the candidates answer the following:
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?” is a dumb question. But a good question is clear: why is this owl obsessed with licking things, and where was he during the Kennedy assassination?
Will you finally increase funding for the Dr. Doolittle Corps? For the past sixty years, this little-known agency has tried talking to animals and, due to a tragic lack of resources, only ended up kissing a ton of goats.
We have slices of Einstein’s Brain. We have an ample supply of dough. Are you going to do the obvious and make a Genius Pizza?
Bumblebees are dying at an unprecedented rate and it’s an international mystery. Will you agree, on this stage, to figure out how to make bumblebees love again?
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