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Today’s Lesson

Science Debate Questions

As the Presidential campaign heats up, we have one request: a debate that centers on science. The Fake Science Laboratories formally request the candidates answer the following:

  • Will you finally increase funding for the Dr. Doolittle Corps? For the past sixty years, this little-known agency has tried talking to animals and, due to a tragic lack of resources, only ended up kissing a ton of goats.

  • We have slices of Einstein’s Brain. We have an ample supply of dough. Are you going to do the obvious and make a Genius Pizza?

  • Bumblebees are dying at an unprecedented rate and it’s an international mystery. Will you agree, on this stage, to figure out how to make bumblebees love again?

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