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Science Debate Questions

As the Presidential campaign heats up, we have one request: a debate that centers on science. The Fake Science Laboratories formally request the candidates answer the following:

• “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?” is a dumb question. But a good question is clear: why is this owl obsessed with licking things, and where was he during the Kennedy assassination?

  

• Will you finally increase funding for the Dr. Doolittle Corps? For the past sixty years, this little-known agency has tried talking to animals and, due to a tragic lack of resources, only ended up kissing a ton of goats.

• We have slices of Einstein’s Brain. We have an ample supply of dough. Are you going to do the obvious and make a Genius Pizza?

• Bumblebees are dying at an unprecedented rate and it’s an international mystery. Will you agree, on this stage, to figure out how to make bumblebees love again?

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