Daily experiments and hand sanitizer sanitizer

Mar 24, 2020

The Fake Science Laboratories regret the era.

As hand sanitizer continues to be scarce throughout the world, we want to provide you with the best guidance for hand sanitizer sanitization.

Without proper sterilization, your hand sanitizer bottle may be unsanitary.

All hand sanitizer bottles should be contained in a floating vat of hand sanitizer. Because your hands might be dirty, you should dunk your head in — this is known as bobbing for sanitizer.
Once you’ve bobbed for sanitizer, you may be blind for 2-4 hours. Use the time to start boiling your hand sanitizer bottle in a pot that’s only been touched by a local robot.
Now that your hand sanitizer is sanitized, you’ll want to sanitize your hands before you contaminate the bottle. Use the left over boiling water for this.
Your sanitizer is almost sanitized! With gloves on, create a series of small concentric fluid circles around the bottle, to stop invading viruses. This is known as a sanitization moat, and should deplete about 90% of the bottle.
Sanitize away — and then start the process over again.

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