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Diagnosing your headache

Due to extra stress you may be feeling every day of your life, until the end of time, it’s common to have a “tension headache.” But how do you know if it’s a tension headache? We’ve compiled some tips that may help.

• When you get a headache, you may hear a low-pitched voice saying, “I am smashing your head to avenge the death of my father Elizord, Troll King of the lost bridge.” If that’s a case, it may not be a headache: it’s probably a troll smashing your head to avenge Elizord’s death, even though Elizord totally had it coming.

• Try rubbing your neck. Now lick your fingers. Do you taste honey? If so, you may actually be one of those bear-shaped honey dispensers, and you have a headache because you don’t have a brain.

• Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. And if that doesn’t work, hit your head against a wall until your eyes shut.

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